The Fan Shroud of Turin

 

Luke - Use the force

The gospel of Luke tells the story of the last supper. Rumor has it the last supper took place at a Denny's All Nighter. It's tough to seat a party of 13 without reservations. The wait staff was less than helpful. Jesus was not happy about having to leave an 18% gratuity since their party was larger than eight. He also left a note explaining their difficulties to the manager. Judas ate the note and pocketed 13% of the gratuity. Jesus could not understand why they refused him service the next time he tried to get a burger.

During the last supper, Jesus told Peter he would deny him three times before the cock crows. Seeing there was no more bread on the table, Jesus asked Peter, "Peter, is there any more bread". When Peter said"no", Jesus looked at him and said, "that counts as one...". Peter quickly got more bread, but by that time he knew he only had two more denials left. Jesus then told his apostles one of them would betray him. Judas immediately pointed at Peter and said, "I saw him eat the last piece of bread just as you were asking for it". Judas really at the last piece.

This rendition of the last supper clearly shows Jesus trying to decide between "Moons Over My Hammy" and the "Belgian Waffle Platter". You can see Judas preparing for dine-n-dash.

 

Dude, where's my shroud?

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